Every time you hiccup, you enter an alternate reality where the only thing that changes is one's favorite color.
People could give up a sense to severely increase another sense to a super-power level.
The moon was made of cheese but was a guarded secret for the rich and powerful and used as a delicacy.
What if the moon was made of cheese? The rich and powerful could indulge in the savory pleasure of the rarest delicacy in the universe. After moon cheese had been discovered in 1969, the Moon Pie Company was created to avoid suspicion from the deliveries of moon cheese. The Moon Pie Company was crucial in upholding the secrecy of moon cheese from the general public. Years later, the Moon Pie was revealed as a tasty treat for the public. This would become the code word for the rich to order moon cheese at exclusive restaurants around the city. They would request “One Moon Pie please!”
After the first manned mission to the moon was a great success, the Moon Pie Company needed a way to harvest moon cheese without people noticing the moon was changing. The executives decided on collecting cheese from the dark side of the moon in hopes of remaining covert and out of sight from telescopes on Earth. As they mined the cheese, the MPC began selling their signature pies and maintaining the rumor that they were purely a tasty treat company.
During the reign of the MPC, environmentalists began to learn the secrets of the moon and wanted to protect it. In order to stop the devastation of the moon they knew they would have to stop the MPC by force. Nothing in the world was ever saved through politics. The leaders of the now-known Cheese Saviors devised a plan to hijack a ship on the way to the moon. As they boarded the ship through a vent in the back, the Cheese Saviors noticed a box labeled “Aged Moon.” The leaders looked at each other and knew they couldn’t resist a taste of the rarest delicacy known to man. “Just a taste,” they would say until they realized why the rich were mining the moon. The cheese was more incredible than anything they had ever tasted in their lives. Instead of saving the moon, their minds immediately went to how they could smuggle more of the cheese out for dinner that night.
